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Saturday, 28 November 2009

Upcoming Jungle Trekking

I can't begin to tell you how excited I am about this trip, especially when it involves jungle trekking! I love jungle trekking more than shopping seriously! The pleasure of hard work rewarded with beautiful scenery is unspeakable.

We are going to trek the famous seven wells in Langkawi in December!

It should not be any problem coz well *swings hair* I HAVE CLIMBED THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN SOUTH-EAST ASIA BEFORE, THE MIGHTY MOUNT.KINABALU WHICH IS 4095M HIGH 13432FT!!!

I have pushed through extreme fatigue and discomfort climbing up the mountain for two days and two nights!

I remember we had to pay for our life insurance before anticipate the climb and it sounded so freaking dangerous. I remember eating whole bag of chocolates to keep our body temperature warm the higher we go. I remember almost dying from the lack of oxygen and dehydration during our second climb up to the summit at 4 fucking am.

Still, I only managed to make it to the low peak at 3273m lah.... HAHAHAHA. Epic fail.

And just when you thought it's over... comes the descending part which you all thought it's going to be a lot more easier than climbing up... WRONG! You are wrong big time!

Due to sore and exertion from the day before, we had to take baby steps like some freaking old folks whose legs seem are going to break anytime coz each step we take, involves massive pain. I had to support my legs with my hands and endure every single pain downhill!

Yeah, that's how critical it is! It fucking hurts it's so fucking suffering you have no fucking idea how much I just want to throw myself off the mountain instead of walking down.

Our local guide even told us that people do pay the guides to carry them down.

We all looked at him with our eyes wide open and dropped our jaws saying, ''NO SHIT.''

And he's like, ''YEAH MAN, do you want me to carry you?''

AHAHAHA!!! We all screamed!!!!

I still remember having walking difficulty for few days after that, even getting up from bed is unbearable!

Although I didn't make it to the peak. But still!!! 3273m is something! Do you even have the guts to do it? I don't think so! AHAHAHA.

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Telemarketers, please add my number to your DO-NOT-CALL list

After receiving my first credit card, I've also received numerous phone calls from telemarketers more than ever.

The first phone call I got, talked me into buying some house insurance which I know I wouldn't need because a) I've already got one. b) I'm not desperate to die to give all that money to my family.

The guy who called was so... (should I say) passionate. Even after I turned him down many times saying I'm not interested, he was still able to continue the conversation for at least 5mins explaining to me how beneficial the insurance would be to me and my family and I didn't even have a chance to talk back.

They talk faster than your brain can ever digest. Before you find yourself conscious, you are already fallen into their trap, signing off their stupid promotion packages and buying their shit.

And this has led me to the biggest nightmare...

Since then, every time my phone rings, I lift up my phone in trembled hands to check who it's from. Unknown caller ID scares the shit out of me. I have also given a thought that people who know me will have my number, so for those who don't have are probably no one important anyway, so are their phone calls.

I have then bounded to the no anonymous phone call thing because I decided that it is really annoying.

Francis, however, doesn't think that is a good idea.

He says there will always be emergencies, people who need your help and try to reach you out in urgent. Or people who stole your credit card and try to buy some expensive shit which bank needs to call to get your approval. And you don't want to miss that important phone call just because it's an anonymous number!

He's got a good point there. But I still can't deal with telemarketers! I don't want to miss any important phone calls at the same time I don't wanna answer any anonymous phone calls only to find out they are trying to sell me something. That will just spoil my entire day!

Such contradiction..

What do you think? Have you ever feel frustrated from telemarketers? How do you deal with it? Did you make the same choice by not answering any unknown caller ID like I did? How did it work out? I desperately need an answer!

Sunday, 22 November 2009

I'm so jealous of my neighbour

We bought our houses about the same time and he already have everything installed. Window railing, extensions and mosquito net. He even came to spring clean his house last week and this week he moved in his fridge already! Not only his fridge, he even sent all his furniture ok.

All that without legitimated paperwork!!!

And where are we? Our sole proprietor has not even given us the house key. By law, he has the right to do so until bank clears out all payment but coming out of human nature and common practice, he should have handed the key over right at the time when we passed up our entire fortune to him as down payment!

Why other people sole proprietor so kind, our sole proprietor so lousy one?

Second, it took him TWO WEEKS to go to the lawyer firm to sign the fucking papers. The reason is because his trusted son went on a vacation. Out of soooo many other sonssss and grandsonsssss, he insisted he wants the ONLY ONE to send him there. Degil or what?

It's just fucking papers you stubborn debauchee!

Why is an 80 year-old man still so skeptical and still holding on so tight to his money? Don't he know he won't have enough years to spend them all?

Cannot tolerate with old absurd people! They are like so useless already and still don't want to die! Still outlives in this world and causes troubles to innocent us who just want to fulfill our dreams to have a house and a life!

Our lawyer also! Always tell us to talk to his assistants. I don't want to talk to your half tau half tak tau assistants lah ok! Tell me why am I paying full professional price only to talk to assistants?!?!

Geramnya!

On a happier note... my jiujiu, uncle from my mother side volunteered to sponsor me an air-conditioner for new house! Yey!!! Even my own dad didn't mention anything about sponsoring lor Damn bo xim can.

So, who else wants to sponsor me! I take cash as well! Hahaha.

Friday, 20 November 2009

Dior a big time trickster

People who know me, will know I'm a big fan of of their DIORSHOW Blackout Mascara. It is my all time favourite that you cannot tell me any other mascara is better. Because to me, this mascara is the best of the best. Dejavu Fiberwig Mascara and Maybelline Cat Eyes can suck it. I've tried Iconic too, it's simply a piece of shit.

I must have lost my mind when I first dug out all my money in my purse, all RM95 and exchanged it with a stupid mascara stick.

But I did not regret it.

It's so good you just have to try it to believe it. Or you can come over I can sweep on your lashes once for free wtf.

However, much of my concern, I've discovered the biggest lie of this favorite mascara of mine yesterday when I was occupying my make-up stash - Not only that the price has been increased tremendously (from RM95 to RM105), the size has also been cut down to 8ml!!!

Look at the pic below!

8ml and 10ml! Did you see that?! That was really cunning. Price increasement while size reduces? What kind of shit is this????

I felt cheated and I just want to tell my frustration.

OHHHHHH I'M SO SAD NOWWWWWWWWW.

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

I flew away on his birthday

And it was really mean of me.

It was 8th and I wasn't around. In fact, I was busy doing shopping all day long at Midvalley and I kept remind myself about his big day which I knew I was going to forget. I'm a mean girlfriend.

When the clock struck twelve midnight, I messaged him saying, ''Happy Birthday baby I have something for you in my left wardrobe, go look :)''

However after half an hour, his reply, ''hehe.. the Mashimaro ke?''

. . . . . MASHIFUCKINGMARO !!!!

It was supposed to be a treasure hunt or something fun but I knew he would be too kayu for games like that so I just placed the gift in the drawer. It was an easy find. I wasn't even hiding it or covering it with my clothes because I knew he wouldn't be able find it. I even told him to look in my LEFT wardrobe, instead of MY ROOM.

That narrowed down so much looking place, isn't it?

And guess what?!

HE STILL COULDN'T FIND IT!!!

AND HE WENT TO BED AFTER!!!!

RoarrrrrWithout my giftRoaRrrrr!!!!

ROAR! I was mad and sad!

Forgivable now as he had a bad headache then, but who the fuck cares about him and his headache that night? I only care about if he finds my stuff or not!

But he did woke up early the next day to look for it and he found it :D

Good job asshole!
I do call my boyfriend an asshole sometimes.. in a sweet way.. I love my boyfie!