Monday, 02 November 2009

  • Being hit on

    ...by some guy (who happens to be in the same optic shop and who also happens to be friends with some guy working in that shop) when I brought my glasses back for adjustment few days ago.

    Throughout my four years relationship with Francis, noone has ever hit on me again, ever.

    I guess people don't like used stuff haha.

    This guy, he hit on me when I was with Francis and Scenty said maybe he thought Francis was my dad. WTF.


    Can't believe that optic shop sold me out, gave my number to some guy who is a total stranger.
    It's just like your fav bank sold out your personal details to other banks who continuously send you lots of shit applications promotions you don't even want!

    Can't deny that I'm flattered though. Although I have no idea who the guy is or how he looks like.
    I almost forgot how it feels like to have a secret admirer. It feels pretty good. lolol.

    I like being hit on! It means I haven't lost my charm!

    OR he was trying to hit on my sister and the shop has only my number. Whaddafuck this isn't happening.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

  • Good things won't stay, bad things won't go away

    I had always been the only person in the gang who don't wear glasses, up until recently.

    It started when I get up from bed, I see blurry images.

    I thought it was my morning tears that make my eyes watery and it's been like that for a while. Whenever I got out of the house under the bright sunlight, I squint. I mean it's normal for people to squint under the sunlight right? So I didn't give much thought about it.


    Then I started to feel weary all the time, my eyes are frequently tired and dizziness, headaches are my best friends. I thought it's because I'm getting older and shits like that do happen when people gets old.

    Little did I know I've been suffering from astigmatism (yes I googled it, I didn't even know words like that exist) and short-sighted too wtf.

    It's really light, just -25 -50 like that but I decided that I can't deal with blurry visions anymore and it's pretty annoying.

    And I totally deserve it because I stay in front of the pc 24/7 and I have a 19'' monitor and I always sit too near when playing a movie and I even use pc in the dark. What a fool it is, I always look directly to the lights, to the sun, thinking it's fun. I'm a fucking idiot I know.


    Well, great! Now I wear geeky glasses like everyone else!

    I had really great eyesight for the past 21 years but I took it for granted. Now, nothing can mend.

    I guess this is the part where people say 'Lol. Welcome to my world'.

Thursday, 22 October 2009

  • Camwhore Session

    Haven't done this in a long time!


         

    When someone says camwhore, you gotta expect and bare with all the disgusting pictures :D





     



    ~Stuffs Voonie brought back for me from Perth ~






    Awesome apple pie. I ate one stick all by myself which is about 20inches!



    Jellybeans, Twix, Skittles and bla bla bla.. Skittles have chilli favor yuck!
    Finished them already! More Twix on their way as my dad is in perth now!




    Admit it, strawberries look good but don't taste good.

    Just finished the entire 金枝欲孽 War and Beauty episodes. Waiting for 宫心计 Beyond Realm Of Conscience!

    Gota re-run Resident Evil 2 now! Bye!

Saturday, 17 October 2009

  • Kids are the smaller version of Jackass

    There was a family gathering brunch one day, a big one.

    You know the drill.

    This is where people get to ask you what course you are taking right now, which college you are in, what your job is and where you work at, dating anyone, have any girlfriend boyfriend, if not will try to matchmaker for you, if got then will preach you to get married fast.

    Well maybe if you are married, they will tell you it's time to make a baby or something.

    Notably now I've got a house ( I don't know how the fuck they know, they just know!), everyone sees me and asks me the same question again, when is the big day and stuffs like that.

    I don't know, the questions are endless and so are their mouths.

    Then there will be lots of kids and I can't even remember all their names or who they belonged to. Fuck. Why do I have so many relatives.

    The kids, my cousins and nephews and nieces will sometimes come to me and whisper to me ''who is that guy over there?'', pointing to Francis. So I just say, he's a friend. Then they go... 'Eeeee friend or boyfriend???'

    Mind you they are like 5 or 7 years old? Should they even know what a 'boyfriend' is? Well, I guess kids nowadays are smarter than we used to be. And the smarter they become, the more jackass they will be.

    Anyway, we were inside this room with a bunch of kids coz outside was too packed.

    There's this picture of my guy cousin James at the bed side and the kids were warning each other that if they were to see him, they should run far far away from him. They kept saying he's a bomb and I asked why.

    And they said he's fucking fat and he's gonna explode anytime. WTF.

    So I sat drinking my lemon tea and suddenly I got something shoved in my face - a few photographs of
    wu zhun.

    The girl who shoved them in my face was my 9 year-old niece. She proudly said to me, I like him I like wu zhun and then urged me to take a look at them. Being nice, I took them while she went out of the room to play with other kids or something (was actually shocked to death in the inner; trying to recall what the fuck was I doing when I was 9).

    After a while she came back inside and asked, ''where are my wu zhun photographs???'' Then I passed it to her and said, you forgot about them.

    She quickly snatched the photographs from my hand, before she ran off she threw me a line: ''I won't give them to YOU!'' WTF.

    Jackass. I hate kids seriously. They are not as adorable as their parents said they are.

    Jackass came back again later with a smiley face, yes a smiley face, asking me if I would like one of the photographs and I could pick one. I said no thank you. I didn't 'love' him so, yeah.

    Then she drastically said, ''I will only give it to you IF YOU DO PUSH UP 200 TIMES wtf while the other kids laughed like big bad bullies.

    EXCUSE ME, WHOSE KIDS ARE THESE???

    I think I'm having second thought on having a baby.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

  • I'm happy and I'm happy being a suck up shit like this

    I'm so fucking stressed out motherfucker.

    I'm so stupid. It's so motherfucking stupid to just vent shit on this keyboard. Seriously, is money all that matters in this world? Must everyone have a motherfucking plan in life or for the future? When they say plan for your future, it's all about motherfucking money. Oh yeah? I've got a news for you, I DON'T GOT A PLAN. I'm a motherfucking person like many many of the others who don't have a plan, who just do things with flows, who refuse to plan shit.

    Tell me why should I care about next 10 years when I'm actually living happily right now. What if the 10th year comes and a fucking bigass meteor hits the earth and everybody dies? This is so fucking stupid seriously. Yeah, I could have been in college now. And you know what? I could have been doing alot of things right now, like inventing a new godknowsshit, be a superstar, or run a fucking campaign or be a fucking president. I COULD HAVE done alot of things, really.

    So what now I'm in college? Does it makes a difference? Most of the people have gone to college and back at zero. So what makes you think college would make any differences at all? I'm so fucking pissed off. You wouldn't be able to financially support me through my years anyway considering that you can't send my sister out right now. And BTW, your son, Sylvester? He's probably oozing his booze right now in USA and I don't even know what the fuck it means.

    If I'm not able to raise a kid next time, I DON'T MAKE ONE. If I'm not able to buy a car, I DON'T BUY AT ALL.
    I like spending all my money and I'm actually happy if I feel broke.

    Jesus Christ! Why must everyone have a fucking plan? Why must everyone save their every single fucking cent for nothing? How about those who just have enough money to use? Who just have enough money to feed themselves? Does that means their life gonna suck and their future is gonna be dime and hard? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

    How many people are actually successful in their life? Do we really have to be 30 and have already achieved many things in life? What if I'm 60 and I'm still fucking useless? Does that means I will starve to death? Or homeless? Fuck this. Dream big is stupid.

    Just fucking stop asking what do I plan to do. I PLAN NO SHIT. So just shut the fuck up, bring you and your theoretical mouth else where. Just fucking leave me alone!

Wednesday, 07 October 2009

  • ChippedNailsCelesbaby needs a manicure

    With this, you know how badly I want a manicure right now, so badly that I can make a blog post out of it.
    The last manicure I had was in KL and that was at least 3months ago.


    Nail Earth was however full (I hate appointments, I just want it like nowwww). Well, I was like fuck this, I'll just paint my own fucking nails then. So I bought an OPI set from them and that's when everything went wrong.



    Chipped. Uneven. Unskilled.



    Sometimes it's not just about how good the brand is, it's about how suck I am.

    I should have made that shitty appointment damn.

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